Gash Flannel are spreading our wings and leaving the pit of scum we call home. we cast our seed into the wind and pray it will reach our disciples, although we know it will not grow in your foul, nutrient-free cess pool of souls. OCTOBER TOUR DATES: Tues 20th Oct – Derby (Sitwell Tavern) Weds 21st Oct … More **TOUR UPDATES** Meals on wheels
You make me feel like a natural born mammoth. The gulls cry. we can understand them. In their sharp screeches, we make out a message. We fall to our knees and weep and the birds fall, their feathers gathering around us, a blanket of down, sooty and bloody and coarse. We still hear their screams, and … More **RADIO 6 AIRPLAY** Taste-icals // filled with cream and candy rocks!
we are very very sad. this is a musical performance much like the Voice or Strictly Come Dancing, however Bruce foreskin will not be swinging his scythe. vote for us by using your remote controls or call/fax Bruce. if you want to be the next millionaire, there will be a sea life performance at the … More MMC – MIDLANDS MUSIC CHALLENGE ( ° ͜ʖ°)
Betwixt the gap of bed and bedroom door you lie, surrounded by angry letters, crumpled paper. You have not read them, but you fear, in the edifice of your crowded consciousness, that they are angry at you. Yes, you are alone. The air is bitter and heavy with smoke and lemon candles, the wax trailing from your … More Listen hard my feathered friends: ASH MAMMAL RADIO PLAY TONIGHT
Our New Store Up and Pumping like a puuppy. … More **UPDATES** Witch Punk Store Now Stocked! and it’s pink…
You do. You really do. We know. That is why we are making some. As deep as Yu-Gi-Oh and twice as garish. They will look just as at home on your wall as they will stapled to your brothers forehead. Will there be rare cards? Yes. Will there be a game dynamic? You are such … More Who wants Ash Mammal playing cards?
Our favourite music video? Unfortunately all our internet connection is used up on Anya’s horse racing website. And as no one watches MTV except for, presumably, the makers of MTV, we have never actually seen a music video. Instead, we started with the assumption that they are essentially story-based moving picture sequences connecting (either in theme or rhythm) … More I Wanna Be Your No-One, Odyssée De Cinéma. Music Video.
Our work has paid off. Our debt to the God’s revoked, our souls sold on Ebay. The Body Dysmorphia EP’s and Easteropes T-shirts have arrived. We are in tears. They are more beautiful than we’d ever conceived and we are fucking full of ourselves. In case you do not speak the language of our cult, … More **UPDATES** BODY DYSMORPHIA + SIMON SAYS + T-SHIRTS!!!1!
Some people might be wondering why we titled our upcoming EP ‘Body Dysmorphia,’ and we thought we owed it to you guys to explain why, considering it’s such a delicate but also important topic to discuss: Body dysmorphic disorder (BDD) is an anxiety disorder that causes a person to have a distorted view of how they … More We are in trouble again – Body Dysmorphia EP: why we called it that.
… And thought ‘Hey they look sweaty and un-kempt, I wish they would design clothes for me?’ Well, wish no more! We are starting a little fashion label – expanding on our merch. We can’t say much more right now, but we can say it will look sick and it will be cheap cheap cheap. … More Have you ever looked at us…
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